Ma Koreh Anashim!

From the far east to the middle, from Mount Fuji to our own "Hill of Spring", Avy is back by popular demand, as some of you jokers somehow got the impression that i'm here to amuse you. Well I'm still jobless! D'you think that's funny?

And until such time as some poor soul reluctantly agrees to employ me, I'm on unemployment benefit and on the loose in Tel-Aviv, seeking out creative and interesting alternatives to doing absolutely bugger-all, not including, of course, presenting myself at the unemployment office every Thursday morning; well it's a reason to get out of bed I suppose.

So for the purposes of providing you with some light entertainment my dear, loyal followers, in the coming weeks - maybe even months, who knows - I'm gonna try and milk Tel-Aviv for all it's worth at as little cost as is humanly possible. What? Did you think I'm a Frier or something?
It's gonna be Achla-Sababa and Haval al ha zman!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Seafront

Yesterday I took a stroll up the seafront. Now i've walked along the whole seafront many times, so what could I possibly hope to discover that i haven't before - well I managed to surprise myself once again.

Just south of the Hilton hotel lies Spiegel Park through which I had never actually walked during the daytime. Well this time I decided to take a more thorough look around and found a few things that made it worthwhile.

First and most obviously, there is a stunning view of the Tel-Aviv coast as the park is situated on a small cliff, which also exposes one to a refreshing breeze. It I was homeless, which i may well be soon, I'd definately hang out here.

Secondly, close to edge of the cliff there lies an old an old graveyard, seemingly from the Turkish period. Unfortunatly it is closed to the public and unmarked and most pass by without even noticing it. How come the dead get the best real estate?

Thirdly I was stalked by a massive mosquito - at least, that's what I think it was. I thought it was too dry for them this time of year.


As you advance to the northern side of the Hilton, Spiegel Park becomes Independence Park, another peaceful escape from Tel-Aviv's congested mid-day traffic. Similarly it contains some interesting sculptures, most notably the giant Seagull:

and the Gate of Peace:

as well as a fountain and some abstract sculpture which reminds me of a close-up of a large guitar.

Further up the coast I wondered around the port a little, discovering a boutique called "Moraz" selling interesting food products from the Gallilee - I'm a real sucker for trying out new flavours. Apart from their pomegranate wine, which was outside my price range, I settled for 2 things I needed at home; Gallilean olive oil and mountain honey - delicious!

As I crossed the bridge where the Yarkon meets the mediterranean, with Reading power station dominating the background, I made another interesting discovery which gave me a buzz. Tel-Kudida: the remains of an ancient fort guarding the mouth of the Yarkon against raiders in ancient times, apparently the first of 5 such forts along the yarkon all the way to its source in Rosh-Ha'ayin.

I love how ancient ruins can pop-up anywhere in this country, especially in the least likely of places.